I pity the fool who misappropriates Mr T's name for a temporary take-away stall on a bank holiday in West London

Spotted at the Notting Hill Carnival:Every bit of jerk chicken comes with a glass of milk. And after drinking it, you mysteriously find yourself on an airplane. Every single week.

Remember how now one ever died on the A-Team? Ironic this was at the Notting Hill Carnival, then.

Takeaways named after movies #2: El Mariachi

Now, I'm not liking the lack of food-based puns, but this Robert Rodriguez inspired restaurant has a few big selling points in my book.

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First up, there's the awful slogan along the top (Don't siesta - let's fiesta), which ranks up there with the Chinese translation of McDonald's I'm Lovin' It ("I just like it"). Then there's the cactus with a sombrero floating inexplicably above it, like a Hispanic UFO looking for work:
Sorry, that was a bit out of order, wasn't it? I didn't mean it. But what's won me over is the shop it's next to:

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FIREPLACE WORLD! Just think of the day out you and your family could have on the Richmond Road with attractions like this.

Takeaways named after movies #1: The Codfather

Yes, it's for reezy. You can find the Codfather in Cheshire, wherever that is, but if you can't be bothered, here's a VIRTUAL TOUR.
Going in the door now. We're excited.
That's much cleaner than what we're used to. Do you think those are genuine Chupa Chups?
Looks pretty good. Anyone eaten here?
It's almost like you're in the room.
Closed on a Sunday? This must be one of those towns where the parents say "Isn't it a lovely place to raise a child?", but really all the kids do is huff Pritt Stick fumes in plastic bags from Morrisons.
WHERE DID THE FISH JACKET COME FROM?

Unbelievably, it's not the only Codfather chippie in the UK. Check out this typeface copyright infringing Codfather in Clapham.

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Props to Joe, who sent us this tip during working hours, skiver.