Takeaways that sound like Israeli Nightclubs 4: New Tastyland!

I'm just shocked at what an awful name this place has. Is it a takeaway curry themed amusement park? Are they opening EuroTastyland soon? Or is it the Game Boy version of Super Tasty World?
It's in Alperton, West London, should you ever want to go. Lime green on bright orange; it's not a good look. And 'New' Tastyland? God, I hate to think what the original Tastyland was like.

Takeaways with names that could pass for Israeli nightclubs #3: Maxin Mix

This shop in Acton, West London, sounds like a mid-90s compilation album you'd find in a motorway service station shop's bargain bin. Do you think Alice Deejay eats here?

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Takeaways with names that could pass for Israeli nightclubs #2: Space Pizza

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What a name. It sounds like that pizza arcade in Toy Story, but that door isn't very futuristic.

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Deals that are out of this world! Ho ho.

Takeaways with names that could pass for Israeli nightclubs #1: Fishcotheque

Brilliantly, someone has found a ladder tall enough to reach the top of the sign, just to try and spell the word "Succubus" (Maybe one of those OUTTLAWS, eh?). Anyone who lives in Southwark, please confirm for us just how jumping this joint is. We're thinking bouncy.

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Tragically, scaffolding obscures our vision on Google Street View day. Why the Google drivers didn't park up and go in with the camera for a fish cake is anyone's guess. FOR SHAME.

Picture shamelessly stolen from noodlepie's Flickr stream. And what?