Food we can imagine paedophiles eating #1: Doner Kebab Pot Noodle

It had to happen at some point, didn't it? I just found this as I am sad enough to have a Google News alert set up for the word "kebab".

Says Grahame Walker, Pot Noodle Flavour Development Manager: "Kebab Pot Noodle is truly the clash of the male food titans! When it came to developing a new flavour there was one obvious choice, the nation's favourite late-night takeaway. We know men love a good kebab as well as a Pot Noodle so we thought we'd combine the two to create the ultimate man food snack, bar nann!"

What steps in life do you take to become a flavour development manager for a dried food? Good to see it hasn't eroded his sense of humour with that geographically inaccurate bread pun anyway. Here's the press release in a stunningly bad flash website.

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