Grill King, Wembley

So, yes, this place is reasonably scuzzy. Not the scuzziest we've featured though. However, like a Conservative MP found wandering Clapham Common late at night, it has a dark secret: it used to be a Burger King.

The Burger King on Wembley High Road shut down (an incident I've never heard of happening before) and overnight it became this horrible fake monstrosity. Probably from the producers of Transmophers and Snakes on a Train.

Still, the similarities to a disgraced Tory MP don't end there. Grill King is also trying to restore its reputation by promoting family values: