23/04/2009

Bizarre takeaway stories #1: Palestinian chicken shop

Whilst looking into a running feature on chicken shops endorsed by Islamic extremists, I stumbled across this disturbing vignette on a forum. Pasted in entirety for a bit of Jackanory:

It is chicken's shop of Palestine

The auntie is showing a group of children the shop of the street.

when passing by a hotel. The auntie asks children, what shop is this? The children say " I don't know. " The auntie says " This is the bar. " The children say in unison: " Bar! "

pass a network shop again, the auntie asks children, what shop is this? The children say again that does not know, the auntie says, " This is the bar of a network. " The children say in unison: " Bar of the network! "

pass a beverage shop again, the auntie asks children, what shop is this? Several children say " It is water bar " ,The auntie says cheerfully, " The children are very clever, to extremely! It is water bar."

just pass by a chicken shop at this moment, the auntie just asked children, what shop was this? The children shout loudly in unison: " Yes ---Chicken ---The bar "

passerby is gaping all without exception!

Um. Is this a joke? A terrible example of travel writing? Don't know. Don't want to. Look at this picture instead.

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